AWARDS DAY!

So apparently it’s “If You’re A Loser and You’re Sick Of It” Day.  Here are the awards I’m awarding myself in completely random categories:

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Feel free to make your own and participate at will.

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7 thoughts on “AWARDS DAY!

  1. Imagine getting paid to form sentences. Even if I was spotted a few dollars for trying, that would be cool.I’m a recent stay at home dad, dead beat musician and carry over from Mindy’s Good Mom/Bad Mom blog. It’s amazing how many like minded people congregate around clever writing styles. Of course, after losing my job of 30 years, at a family business none the less, I feel like a pretty big loser. Do you suppose there are any feel good awards out there, other than the ones you listed, that would be a source of encouragement to someone who can’t even make toast correctly? Oh, there is one talent I can brag about. I can look at a candy bar and absorb all of its calories and store them in my Waste and Butt very efficiently. What does the “I only raided the fridge 5 times today.” award look like?

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  2. I love this! I've always felt cheated that Girl Scout sashes ended when I was 13 — I'd like such a sash to announce to the world my accomplishments. A Proust badge, say, & staying in one job for ten years. I dunno, but definitely in need of badges& I always warn my dog Daisy that if she starts trouble on the street, I'll sell her to the Gypsies. She'd make very good stew meat.

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