MIL: I got another joke from my friend “Douche”…
SIL and me: You have a friend named “Douche?”
MIL: Yeah, he’s great. He sends jokes all the time.
SIL: Is he a young guy? (wondering why he’d name himself “Douche”)
MIL: No, he’s like 70.
Me (thinking maybe she’s read his name wrong): Do you mean “Deuce?”
MIL: No, it’s “Douche.”
SIL: Spell it.
SIL and me: That’s DOUGH. OMG. (burst into laughter)
MIL: What? OMG. Well what am I gonna do? I’ve been calling him “Douche” for the past 8 years!