The Scariest Things I’ve Ever Heard

(After pelvic exam) “Yep, there’s a baby in there!”

 

(At parenting class) “Be the person you want your child to become.”

 

(At OB/GYN visit) “We could make it to delivery and then have a catastrophe.”

 

(In a hospital bed after delivery) “I can’t get your baby to pass the hearing test.  I did it three times.”

 

(Noticing a hellacious storm going on during family movie time) “Get yourself and Abby dressed. We have a problem.”

 

 

 

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