Train to Senile boarding in five minutes!

IM chat with son:

Me: What is “Zwilf?”

Kegan: It’s a magical number right after infinity.

Me: You mean like sparkly unicorns?

Kegan: ?! Are unicorns numbers?

Me: Sure, they’re the magical sparkly number right after “Zwilf.”

Kegan: If I keep having conversations that don’t make sense people will think I’m insane.

And I won’t know when you go senile.

Me: I can’t go senile unless you buy me a ticket.

Kegan: OMG



I never put Americans in my hot chocolate.


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