IM chat with son:
Me: What is “Zwilf?”
Kegan: It’s a magical number right after infinity.
Me: You mean like sparkly unicorns?
Kegan: ?! Are unicorns numbers?
Me: Sure, they’re the magical sparkly number right after “Zwilf.”
Kegan: If I keep having conversations that don’t make sense people will think I’m insane.
And I won’t know when you go senile.
Me: I can’t go senile unless you buy me a ticket.
THIS WEEK’S QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
I never put Americans in my hot chocolate.