So I logged on today specifically to DM JEFF DUNHAM because I just finished reading his book…which was published a couple years ago…I’m slow. Sue me.
But could I? No. Why? Apparently he is no longer following me. Why? Well, because apparently I was no longer following HIM.
WHY, TWITTER, WHY????
I didn’t unfollow anybody…certainly not Jeff Dunham. I mean, come on.
On my ever growing list of followers…not the name I so wanted to see.
But Bonnie the freaking ELF is still there.
So, I tweeted to @JeffDunham to let him know there was a major unexplainable mistake and that I wouldn’t unfollow him for cash (or even brownies!) and to please refollow me.
30 seconds later I tweeted and offered him cookies.
30 seconds after that I sent him an email begging to be refriended.
I think I’m officially a stalker now. No, I’m not. I just looked up stalker and I don’t follow him around, don’t sit at his facebook page waiting for movement and I’ve never collected his hair from a shower drain.
But, until all is right in the world and I have my Jeff Dunham back I will be sad…and rereading the book…and watching the DVDs…and weeping.
Come on…it’s JEFF DUNHAM, y’all.