can’t think of anything to write am very busy I’m compiling some of my FB and Twitter statuses for your weekend enjoyment purposes.
Set my cell phone to “airplane mode” and threw it in the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
either Facebook is lagging or I just had a stroke.
Okay…is it bad when the Space Center messages you back to console you?
Filling out apps: Last name, first name, preferred name…had to fight the urge to put “Your Highness”.
Wishing I had enough money for a lesbian haircut and a tattoo.
This vase makes me happy. 🙂
Okay, I’m never going to figure this damn thing out. Apologies to the four people who read my blog.
With regard to customer service. I like the name of wordpress.com’s “Happiness Engineers.”
Customer service everywhere SUCKS…I think it’s a law.
How can I possibly think when I keep getting email? Perhaps the answer lies in having an email service that doesn’t yell, “YAY!” when a new message hits the inbox.
I’m thinking sprinkling sauteed onions with onion powder may be overkill. **won’t get kissed tonight**
Just saw the headline “How to give the perfect wedding toast” and I’m thinking, “Toast? Who has toast at their wedding??” oy vey
So I’m sitting here minding my own business and Abby has her arm tangled in my bra strap. The hell–??
You know you need to get out more when you catch yourself singing Hannah Montana songs. ON PURPOSE.
Opened freezer looking for dinner. Attacked by falling bananas and frozen bacon. Send ice cream and a microwave.